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Mexican Musings on my Birthday
I've been holding out on you guys. Things have been whirlwindish for the past couple of months but I've been sitting on a treasure trove [...]
The Sweet Smell of Greek Liberty
After almost two weeks - most of it in quarantine - on Santorini, Sondra Morgan and I devoured Athens like starving kittens. We ate everything, [...]
Greek COVID Captivity
Sondra and I got into a fistfight this morning. She is eating all of my yogurt. She bought her own but she doesn’t like it [...]
COVID Dance Parties on Santorini
COVID Positive Captivity – Day Two: You know, there are a lot worse places to be quarantined besides a Greek Island, and Sondra and I [...]
A Few Italy Truths
It’s day 12 in Italy and here are a few fun facts I’ve discovered on the open road: My Italian is shit. But it’s [...]
Austria by Accident
I tried to go to Munich today. Yeah, in Germany. Okay, that’s not *exactly* true. More accurate would be to say I didn’t try hard [...]
Pretty Flowers and Failing Bra Cups
The motto for today is no good deed goes unpunished. OR never take them if a guy tries to hand you roses. Or ALWAYS [...]
A Glamorous First Day in Venice (not)
I woke up this morning on a concrete landing outside of the door of my guesthouse in Venice. It was my first night there, and [...]
Finally Monkeys!
And finally – Monkeys!!! After scouring untold miles of rain forests for them, a family of howler monkeys took up residence in a mango [...]
Sevilla and the Rat Leap of (un)Death
Holy sh*t you guys. It's about 10:30 pm here and I was sitting on a high wall overlooking a river walk getting a little [...]
Sevilla’s Secret Convent Sweets
Seville, Day 2 (or 3, or whatever). This morning I set off in search of a convent. Don't get excited, folks - my love life [...]
Dumb Mistakes and Spiritual Healing
I made a mistake yesterday. A dumb one. I handed my wallet to a total stranger and I turned my back. I paid. Sounds impossible, [...]
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